Dear God… I’m Writing This Because Of Nikon

July 2, 2008

Dear God,

As you may have already known, Nikon has come up with a new camera model, again.

It’s a camera, which if I may say, so perfect to my eyes that it could be used both in heaven and in hell.

I’m talking about the new Nikon D700.

I’m sure you know more than I do about what the new DSLR is capable of and how expensive it is to a lowly mortal like me.

At the rate the cost of living is going up down here on this earth, there is no way I can afford the camera with my present salary. Not even in my lifetime.

But I’ve been working hard to find extra income, alas, nothing seems to work. Even the Google Adsense on this blog is not performing.

I’m now writing this to appeal to you if you could somehow tinker with my fate and let me have the opportunity to own the D700. I will be forever grateful.

Thank you God, and may God bless you.

Thy humble mortal,

Jaxon S.

p/s: Should you ever decide to send Santa down my chimney this Christmas, would you be so kind as to remind him that a Nikon D700 would suffice? You know, I’m quite a grown man already and would have no use of all those candies.

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